Verse 1:
Eb                   F
Mama's got a new man
    Bb                 Gm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   Eb                      F
He never really calls back
       Bb                 Gm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
Eb                      F
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Bb
When you get what you need
      Gm
Baby, life is a breeze
Eb                    F
Money, money, get me money, money
         Bb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Eb                        F
 All these kids have got affluenza
Bb                     Gm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Eb               F                Bb            Gm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Eb                       F
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Bb              Gm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Eb                     F
 Give me none of your affluenza
Bb           Gm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
Eb                        F
Every day's your birthday
 Bb                              Gm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          Eb                F
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        Bb                         Gm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
Eb                      F
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Bb
When you get what you need
      Gm
Baby, life is a breeze
Eb                    F
Money, money, get me money, money
         Bb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Eb                        F
 All these kids have got affluenza
Bb                     Gm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Eb               F                Bb            Gm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Eb                       F
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Bb              Gm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Eb                     F
 Give me none of your affluenza
Bb           Gm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
Eb           F
Fat stacks, cold cash
Bb                    Gm          F
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
Eb           F
Trust fund, gold tongue
Bb           Gm                  F
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
Eb                        F
 All these kids have got affluenza
Bb                     Gm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Eb               F                Bb            Gm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Eb                       F
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Bb              Gm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Eb                     F
 Give me none of your affluenza
Bb           Gm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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