Verse 1:
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Mama's got a new man
    Gb                 Ebm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   B                      Db
He never really calls back
       Gb                 Ebm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
B                      Db
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Gb
When you get what you need
      Ebm
Baby, life is a breeze
B                    Db
Money, money, get me money, money
         Gb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
B                        Db
 All these kids have got affluenza
Gb                     Ebm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
B               Db                Gb            Ebm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
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 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Gb              Ebm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
B                     Db
 Give me none of your affluenza
Gb           Ebm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
B                        Db
Every day's your birthday
 Gb                              Ebm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          B                Db
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        Gb                         Ebm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
B                      Db
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Gb
When you get what you need
      Ebm
Baby, life is a breeze
B                    Db
Money, money, get me money, money
         Gb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
B                        Db
 All these kids have got affluenza
Gb                     Ebm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
B               Db                Gb            Ebm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
B                       Db
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Gb              Ebm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
B                     Db
 Give me none of your affluenza
Gb           Ebm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
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Fat stacks, cold cash
Gb                    Ebm          Db
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
B           Db
Trust fund, gold tongue
Gb           Ebm                  Db
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
B                        Db
 All these kids have got affluenza
Gb                     Ebm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
B               Db                Gb            Ebm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
B                       Db
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Gb              Ebm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
B                     Db
 Give me none of your affluenza
Gb           Ebm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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