Verse 1:
Ab                   Bb
Mama's got a new man
    Eb                 Cm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   Ab                      Bb
He never really calls back
       Eb                 Cm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab                      Bb
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Eb
When you get what you need
      Cm
Baby, life is a breeze
Ab                    Bb
Money, money, get me money, money
         Eb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Ab                        Bb
 All these kids have got affluenza
Eb                     Cm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Ab               Bb                Eb            Cm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Ab                       Bb
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Eb              Cm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Ab                     Bb
 Give me none of your affluenza
Eb           Cm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
Ab                        Bb
Every day's your birthday
 Eb                              Cm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          Ab                Bb
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        Eb                         Cm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab                      Bb
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Eb
When you get what you need
      Cm
Baby, life is a breeze
Ab                    Bb
Money, money, get me money, money
         Eb             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Ab                        Bb
 All these kids have got affluenza
Eb                     Cm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Ab               Bb                Eb            Cm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Ab                       Bb
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Eb              Cm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Ab                     Bb
 Give me none of your affluenza
Eb           Cm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
Ab           Bb
Fat stacks, cold cash
Eb                    Cm          Bb
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
Ab           Bb
Trust fund, gold tongue
Eb           Cm                  Bb
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
Ab                        Bb
 All these kids have got affluenza
Eb                     Cm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Ab               Bb                Eb            Cm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Ab                       Bb
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Eb              Cm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Ab                     Bb
 Give me none of your affluenza
Eb           Cm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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