Verse 1:
Gb                   Ab
Mama's got a new man
    Db                 Bbm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   Gb                      Ab
He never really calls back
       Db                 Bbm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
Gb                      Ab
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Db
When you get what you need
      Bbm
Baby, life is a breeze
Gb                    Ab
Money, money, get me money, money
         Db             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Gb                        Ab
 All these kids have got affluenza
Db                     Bbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Gb               Ab                Db            Bbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Gb                       Ab
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Db              Bbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Gb                     Ab
 Give me none of your affluenza
Db           Bbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
Gb                        Ab
Every day's your birthday
 Db                              Bbm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          Gb                Ab
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        Db                         Bbm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
Gb                      Ab
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         Db
When you get what you need
      Bbm
Baby, life is a breeze
Gb                    Ab
Money, money, get me money, money
         Db             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Gb                        Ab
 All these kids have got affluenza
Db                     Bbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Gb               Ab                Db            Bbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Gb                       Ab
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Db              Bbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Gb                     Ab
 Give me none of your affluenza
Db           Bbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
Gb           Ab
Fat stacks, cold cash
Db                    Bbm          Ab
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
Gb           Ab
Trust fund, gold tongue
Db           Bbm                  Ab
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
Gb                        Ab
 All these kids have got affluenza
Db                     Bbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Gb               Ab                Db            Bbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Gb                       Ab
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
Db              Bbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Gb                     Ab
 Give me none of your affluenza
Db           Bbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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