Verse 1:
F                   G
Mama's got a new man
    C                 Am
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   F                      G
He never really calls back
       C                 Am
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
F                      G
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         C
When you get what you need
      Am
Baby, life is a breeze
F                    G
Money, money, get me money, money
         C             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
F                        G
 All these kids have got affluenza
C                     Am
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
F               G                C            Am
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
F                       G
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
C              Am
 But a diamond cheers you right up
F                     G
 Give me none of your affluenza
C           Am
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
F                        G
Every day's your birthday
 C                              Am
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          F                G
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        C                         Am
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
F                      G
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         C
When you get what you need
      Am
Baby, life is a breeze
F                    G
Money, money, get me money, money
         C             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
F                        G
 All these kids have got affluenza
C                     Am
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
F               G                C            Am
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
F                       G
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
C              Am
 But a diamond cheers you right up
F                     G
 Give me none of your affluenza
C           Am
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
F           G
Fat stacks, cold cash
C                    Am          G
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
F           G
Trust fund, gold tongue
C           Am                  G
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
F                        G
 All these kids have got affluenza
C                     Am
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
F               G                C            Am
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
F                       G
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
C              Am
 But a diamond cheers you right up
F                     G
 Give me none of your affluenza
C           Am
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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