Verse:
G       A           D     Bm
Sorry I didn't kiss you
         G        A         D
But it's obvious I wanted to
G          A          D                 Bm
Bubble gum down my throat, and it's a curse
       G             A          D
But my luck couldn't get any worse

Chorus:
         G             A         D      Bm
'Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
              G                A            D
Oh, and these seven years will be pretty dumb
G            A         D      Bm
Pink flowers grow from my skin
G            A         D
Pepto bismol veins and I grin

Verse:
G           A        D   Bm
You look so nice in your shirt
     G       A      D
It's sad because it just hurts
G      A      D     Bm
I'd do anything for you
    G            A         D
But would you do that for me, too?

Chorus:
         G             A         D      Bm
'Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
              G                A            D
Oh, and these seven years will be pretty dumb
G            A         D      Bm
Pink flowers grow from my skin
G            A         D
Pepto bismol veins and I grin