F                              C                        Dm
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                Bb                    F
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           C
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 Dm            Bb
She'd settle for me.


F                             C
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     Dm                           
But here you are with three months 
            Bb
rent and references that shine beyond
F
Belief.
                         C
Take me to my room, you said,
                       Dm
No time to lose, you said,
                         Bb
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
Dm                       C
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            Bb
And I'm telling my life story,
                               C
But I guess she's too good for me.


F
She's not my girlfriend,
C                            Dm
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         Bb
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
                F
She rocks my world,
                   C                         Dm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
        Bb
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

Interlude: F  C  Dm  Bb

F                               C
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    Dm
No phones, no interruptions,
       Bb                                 F
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  C
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             Dm      Bb
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.

Do you want to stay?

I don't mind.

Great.


Dm                               C
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        Bb
See the world and disappear,
                         C
Fm I what's keeping her here?


F
She's not my girlfriend,
C
She's just a friend who's a girl,
Dm
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
Bb
She rocks my world,
F                  C                          Dm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
         Bb
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.


F                C           Dm
I can't take this anymore.
   Bb                                F
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       C                             Dm                               
 Bb
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       F                     C
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 Dm                Bb
You're going to take her away from me.


F                       C
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          Dm
But it might be the only way
                                   Bb                             F
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              C                  Dm            Bb
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
F
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
C
Sophie!
I can't leave,
Dm
Sophie!       Bb
I love you, Sophie.
F                      C
But what about the monkeys?
                              Dm
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           Bb
Just, for God's sake,
         F
Kiss the girl.