G                              D                        Em
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                C                    G
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           D
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 Em            C
She'd settle for me.


G                             D
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     Em                           
But here you are with three months 
            C
rent and references that shine beyond
G
Belief.
                         D
Take me to my room, you said,
                       Em
No time to lose, you said,
                         C
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
Em                       D
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            C
And I'm telling my life story,
                               D
But I guess she's too good for me.


G
She's not my girlfriend,
D                            Em
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         C
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
                G
She rocks my world,
                   D                         Em
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
        C
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

Interlude: G  D  Em  C

G                               D
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    Em
No phones, no interruptions,
       C                                 G
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  D
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             Em      C
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.

Do you want to stay?

I don't mind.

Great.


Em                               D
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        C
See the world and disappear,
                         D
Gm I what's keeping her here?


G
She's not my girlfriend,
D
She's just a friend who's a girl,
Em
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
C
She rocks my world,
G                  D                          Em
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
         C
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.


G                D           Em
I can't take this anymore.
   C                                G
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       D                             Em                               
 C
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       G                     D
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 Em                C
You're going to take her away from me.


G                       D
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          Em
But it might be the only way
                                   C                             G
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              D                  Em            C
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
G
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
D
Sophie!
I can't leave,
Em
Sophie!       C
I love you, Sophie.
G                      D
But what about the monkeys?
                              Em
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           C
Just, for God's sake,
         G
Kiss the girl.