E                              B                        Dbm
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                A                    E
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           B
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 Dbm            A
She'd settle for me.


E                             B
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     Dbm                           
But here you are with three months 
            A
rent and references that shine beyond
E
Belief.
                         B
Take me to my room, you said,
                       Dbm
No time to lose, you said,
                         A
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
Dbm                       B
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            A
And I'm telling my life story,
                               B
But I guess she's too good for me.


E
She's not my girlfriend,
B                            Dbm
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         A
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
                E
She rocks my world,
                   B                         Dbm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
        A
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

Interlude: E  B  Dbm  A

E                               B
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    Dbm
No phones, no interruptions,
       A                                 E
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  B
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             Dbm      A
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.

Do you want to stay?

I don't mind.

Great.


Dbm                               B
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        A
See the world and disappear,
                         B
Em I what's keeping her here?


E
She's not my girlfriend,
B
She's just a friend who's a girl,
Dbm
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
A
She rocks my world,
E                  B                          Dbm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
         A
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.


E                B           Dbm
I can't take this anymore.
   A                                E
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       B                             Dbm                               
 A
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       E                     B
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 Dbm                A
You're going to take her away from me.


E                       B
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          Dbm
But it might be the only way
                                   A                             E
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              B                  Dbm            A
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
E
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
B
Sophie!
I can't leave,
Dbm
Sophie!       A
I love you, Sophie.
E                      B
But what about the monkeys?
                              Dbm
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           A
Just, for God's sake,
         E
Kiss the girl.