D                              A                        Bm
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                G                    D
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           A
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 Bm            G
She'd settle for me.


D                             A
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     Bm                           
But here you are with three months 
            G
rent and references that shine beyond
D
Belief.
                         A
Take me to my room, you said,
                       Bm
No time to lose, you said,
                         G
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
Bm                       A
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            G
And I'm telling my life story,
                               A
But I guess she's too good for me.


D
She's not my girlfriend,
A                            Bm
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         G
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
                D
She rocks my world,
                   A                         Bm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
        G
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

Interlude: D  A  Bm  G

D                               A
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    Bm
No phones, no interruptions,
       G                                 D
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  A
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             Bm      G
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.

Do you want to stay?

I don't mind.

Great.


Bm                               A
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        G
See the world and disappear,
                         A
Dm I what's keeping her here?


D
She's not my girlfriend,
A
She's just a friend who's a girl,
Bm
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
G
She rocks my world,
D                  A                          Bm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
         G
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.


D                A           Bm
I can't take this anymore.
   G                                D
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       A                             Bm                               
 G
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       D                     A
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 Bm                G
You're going to take her away from me.


D                       A
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          Bm
But it might be the only way
                                   G                             D
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              A                  Bm            G
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
D
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
A
Sophie!
I can't leave,
Bm
Sophie!       G
I love you, Sophie.
D                      A
But what about the monkeys?
                              Bm
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           G
Just, for God's sake,
         D
Kiss the girl.