B                              Gb                        Abm
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                E                    B
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           Gb
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 Abm            E
She'd settle for me.


B                             Gb
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     Abm                           
But here you are with three months 
            E
rent and references that shine beyond
B
Belief.
                         Gb
Take me to my room, you said,
                       Abm
No time to lose, you said,
                         E
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
Abm                       Gb
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            E
And I'm telling my life story,
                               Gb
But I guess she's too good for me.


B
She's not my girlfriend,
Gb                            Abm
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         E
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
                B
She rocks my world,
                   Gb                         Abm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
        E
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

Interlude: B  Gb  Abm  E

B                               Gb
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    Abm
No phones, no interruptions,
       E                                 B
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  Gb
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             Abm      E
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.

Do you want to stay?

I don't mind.

Great.


Abm                               Gb
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        E
See the world and disappear,
                         Gb
Bm I what's keeping her here?


B
She's not my girlfriend,
Gb
She's just a friend who's a girl,
Abm
She's my colleague, she's my best mate,
E
She rocks my world,
B                  Gb                          Abm
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,

Or find the words,
         E
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.


B                Gb           Abm
I can't take this anymore.
   E                                B
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       Gb                             Abm                               
 E
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       B                     Gb
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 Abm                E
You're going to take her away from me.


B                       Gb
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          Abm
But it might be the only way
                                   E                             B
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              Gb                  Abm            E
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
B
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
Gb
Sophie!
I can't leave,
Abm
Sophie!       E
I love you, Sophie.
B                      Gb
But what about the monkeys?
                              Abm
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           E
Just, for God's sake,
         B
Kiss the girl.