Artist Bo Burnham
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Intro: Gb  Db  Ebm  Db  B  Db

Ebm                    B                 Gb     Db
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Ebm                   B            Gb                        Db
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Ebm          B                       Gb            Db
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Ebm           B                  Gb                   Bbm      B
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep


           Ebm       Db      B
You're not going to heaven
                     Ebm             Db               B
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
                Ebm       Db
None of you are going to heaven
B                  Ebm     Db              B
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Interlude: B  B  B

Ebm            Db                      
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 
Ebm                      Db            B
because you think that I want you to

Interlude: B  B  B

Ebm                                   Db                    Gb
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do

Interlude: Gb  Db  Ebm  Db  B  Db
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-


Ebm            B                      Gb        Db
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Ebm              B               Gb        
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest 
                   Db             Ebm
******* thing I've ever seen
            B                 Gb        Db
You make my job a living hell
Ebm             B                 Gb
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
            Db       B
Didn't that go well


           Ebm       Db            B
You're not going to heaven
               Ebm              Db            B
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
                Ebm       Db            B
None of you are going to heaven
              Ebm               Db                B
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

Interlude: B  B  B

Ebm                         Db                Ebm           Db          B
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to

Interlude: B  B  B

Ebm                       Db                           Gb
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx

Interlude: Gb  Db  Ebm  Db  B  Db
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing 
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-


Ebm                B              Gb          Db
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Ebm           B          Gb                     Db       Ebm
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
     B                  Gb           Db
Over what they think is true
Ebm         B              Gb                               Db             B
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
            Ebm        Db            B
You pray so badly for heaven
                Ebm         Db            B
knowing any day may be the day that you die
                  Ebm             Db           B
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
                         Ebm            Db              B
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Interlude: B  B  B

B                     Gb          B                 Db
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             Gb     B         Gb        Db
And when you earn it you won't need it


Ebm                 Db                 Ebm            Db       B
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Ebm                                Db                  Gb
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you

Interlude: Gb  Db  Ebm  Db  B  Db
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readingmusic
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readingmusic

On the final interlude, I think it sounds better if you resolve to a C chord. It gives you a bit of finality that hovering on the G chord doesn’t

Strawberry lorientrust
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Strawberry lorientrust

Bo Burnham is just too awesome ?

ukesnotnukes
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ukesnotnukes

yess

lizzybfromthestreats
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lizzybfromthestreats

whats the strumming pattern on this?

Blobkin
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Blobkin

I use DDUDU

the crazy uke chick
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the crazy uke chick

yussss

kiraaaa
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kiraaaa

I love this song, thank you! A small fix I would add is that in the last part the chords change a little D G Bm A My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn D G Bm A And when you earn it you won’t need it

posterman
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posterman

That would require a key change which he doesn’t do in the song. So what’s there is actually fine, it works. However, If you put what you wrote except in the correct key, I do agree that it sounds better, So instead it reads. C F Am G My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn C F Am G And when you earn it you won’t need it

gloamless
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gloamless

the best song

Riley
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Riley

I love this song so much.

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