Intro: Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb Fm Db Ab Eb The books you think I wrote are way too thick Fm Db Ab Eb Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Fm Db Ab Eb And I don't watch you when you sleep Fm Db Ab Cm Db Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Fm Eb Db You're not going to heaven Fm Eb Db Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Fm Eb None of you are going to heaven Db Fm Eb Db There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: Db Db Db Fm Eb You shouldn't abstain from rape just Fm Eb Db because you think that I want you to Interlude: Db Db Db Fm Eb Ab You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Fm Db Ab Eb I don't think masturbation is obscene Fm Db Ab It's absolutely natural and the weirdest Eb Fm ******* thing I've ever seen Db Ab Eb You make my job a living hell Fm Db Ab I sent gays to fix overpopulation Eb Db Didn't that go well Fm Eb Db You're not going to heaven Fm Eb Db Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Fm Eb Db None of you are going to heaven Fm Eb Db You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: Db Db Db Fm Eb Fm Eb Db You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: Db Db Db Fm Eb Ab You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Fm Db Ab Eb You argue and you bicker and you fight Fm Db Ab Eb Fm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Db Ab Eb Over what they think is true Fm Db Ab Eb Db But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Fm Eb Db You pray so badly for heaven Fm Eb Db knowing any day may be the day that you die Fm Eb Db But maybe life on earth could be heaven Fm Eb Db Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: Db Db Db Db Ab Db Eb My love's the type of thing that you have to earn Ab Db Ab Eb And when you earn it you won't need it Fm Eb Fm Eb Db I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Fm Eb Ab If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb
