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The books you think I wrote are way too thick
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Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx
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And I don't watch you when you sleep
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Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep


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You're not going to heaven
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Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
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None of you are going to heaven
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There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

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You shouldn't abstain from rape just 
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because you think that I want you to

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You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do

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-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-


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I don't think masturbation is obscene
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It's absolutely natural and the weirdest 
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******* thing I've ever seen
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You make my job a living hell
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I sent gays to fix overpopulation
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Didn't that go well


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You're not going to heaven
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Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
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None of you are going to heaven
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You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

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You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to

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You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx

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-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing 
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-


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You argue and you bicker and you fight
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Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
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Over what they think is true
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But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
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You pray so badly for heaven
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knowing any day may be the day that you die
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But maybe life on earth could be heaven
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Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
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And when you earn it you won't need it


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I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
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If you want love then the love is gonna come from you

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