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E Gbm E D E Gbm D A E The books you think I wrote are way too thick Gbm D A E Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick Gbm D A E And I don't watch you when you sleep Gbm D A Dbm D Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Gbm E D You're not going to heaven Gbm E D Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Gbm E None of you are going to heaven D Gbm E D There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: D D D Gbm E You shouldn't abstain from rape just Gbm E D because you think that I want you to Interlude: D D D Gbm E A You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: A E Gbm E D E -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Gbm D A E I don't think masturbation is obscene Gbm D A It's absolutely natural and the weirdest E Gbm ******* thing I've ever seen D A E You make my job a living hell Gbm D A I sent gays to fix overpopulation E D Didn't that go well Gbm E D You're not going to heaven Gbm E D Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Gbm E D None of you are going to heaven Gbm E D You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: D D D Gbm E Gbm E D You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: D D D Gbm E A You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: A E Gbm E D E -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Gbm D A E You argue and you bicker and you fight Gbm D A E Gbm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night D A E Over what they think is true Gbm D A E D But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Gbm E D You pray so badly for heaven Gbm E D knowing any day may be the day that you die Gbm E D But maybe life on earth could be heaven Gbm E D Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: D D D D A D E My love's the type of thing that you have to earn A D A E And when you earn it you won't need it Gbm E Gbm E D I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Gbm E A If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: A E Gbm E D E
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