Intro: Bb F Gm F Eb F Gm Eb Bb F The books you think I wrote are way too thick Gm Eb Bb F Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Gm Eb Bb F And I don't watch you when you sleep Gm Eb Bb Dm Eb Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Gm F Eb You're not going to heaven Gm F Eb Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Gm F None of you are going to heaven Eb Gm F Eb There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: Eb Eb Eb Gm F You shouldn't abstain from rape just Gm F Eb because you think that I want you to Interlude: Eb Eb Eb Gm F Bb You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: Bb F Gm F Eb F -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Gm Eb Bb F I don't think masturbation is obscene Gm Eb Bb It's absolutely natural and the weirdest F Gm ******* thing I've ever seen Eb Bb F You make my job a living hell Gm Eb Bb I sent gays to fix overpopulation F Eb Didn't that go well Gm F Eb You're not going to heaven Gm F Eb Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Gm F Eb None of you are going to heaven Gm F Eb You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: Eb Eb Eb Gm F Gm F Eb You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: Eb Eb Eb Gm F Bb You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: Bb F Gm F Eb F -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Gm Eb Bb F You argue and you bicker and you fight Gm Eb Bb F Gm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Eb Bb F Over what they think is true Gm Eb Bb F Eb But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Gm F Eb You pray so badly for heaven Gm F Eb knowing any day may be the day that you die Gm F Eb But maybe life on earth could be heaven Gm F Eb Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: Eb Eb Eb Eb Bb Eb F My love's the type of thing that you have to earn Bb Eb Bb F And when you earn it you won't need it Gm F Gm F Eb I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Gm F Bb If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: Bb F Gm F Eb F
