Intro: B Gb Abm Gb E Gb Abm E B Gb The books you think I wrote are way too thick Abm E B Gb Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Abm E B Gb And I don't watch you when you sleep Abm E B Ebm E Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Abm Gb E You're not going to heaven Abm Gb E Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Abm Gb None of you are going to heaven E Abm Gb E There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: E E E Abm Gb You shouldn't abstain from rape just Abm Gb E because you think that I want you to Interlude: E E E Abm Gb B You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: B Gb Abm Gb E Gb -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Abm E B Gb I don't think masturbation is obscene Abm E B It's absolutely natural and the weirdest Gb Abm ******* thing I've ever seen E B Gb You make my job a living hell Abm E B I sent gays to fix overpopulation Gb E Didn't that go well Abm Gb E You're not going to heaven Abm Gb E Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Abm Gb E None of you are going to heaven Abm Gb E You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: E E E Abm Gb Abm Gb E You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: E E E Abm Gb B You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: B Gb Abm Gb E Gb -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Abm E B Gb You argue and you bicker and you fight Abm E B Gb Abm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night E B Gb Over what they think is true Abm E B Gb E But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Abm Gb E You pray so badly for heaven Abm Gb E knowing any day may be the day that you die Abm Gb E But maybe life on earth could be heaven Abm Gb E Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: E E E E B E Gb My love's the type of thing that you have to earn B E B Gb And when you earn it you won't need it Abm Gb Abm Gb E I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Abm Gb B If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: B Gb Abm Gb E Gb
