Artist Bo Burnham
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Intro: B  Gb  Abm  Gb  E  Gb

Abm                    E                 B     Gb
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Abm                   E            B                        Gb
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Abm          E                       B            Gb
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Abm           E                  B                   Ebm      E
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep


           Abm       Gb      E
You're not going to heaven
                     Abm             Gb               E
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
                Abm       Gb
None of you are going to heaven
E                  Abm     Gb              E
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Interlude: E  E  E

Abm            Gb                      
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 
Abm                      Gb            E
because you think that I want you to

Interlude: E  E  E

Abm                                   Gb                    B
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do

Interlude: B  Gb  Abm  Gb  E  Gb
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-


Abm            E                      B        Gb
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Abm              E               B        
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest 
                   Gb             Abm
******* thing I've ever seen
            E                 B        Gb
You make my job a living hell
Abm             E                 B
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
            Gb       E
Didn't that go well


           Abm       Gb            E
You're not going to heaven
               Abm              Gb            E
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
                Abm       Gb            E
None of you are going to heaven
              Abm               Gb                E
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

Interlude: E  E  E

Abm                         Gb                Abm           Gb          E
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to

Interlude: E  E  E

Abm                       Gb                           B
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx

Interlude: B  Gb  Abm  Gb  E  Gb
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing 
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-


Abm                E              B          Gb
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Abm           E          B                     Gb       Abm
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
     E                  B           Gb
Over what they think is true
Abm         E              B                               Gb             E
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
            Abm        Gb            E
You pray so badly for heaven
                Abm         Gb            E
knowing any day may be the day that you die
                  Abm             Gb           E
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
                         Abm            Gb              E
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Interlude: E  E  E

E                     B          E                 Gb
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             B     E         B        Gb
And when you earn it you won't need it


Abm                 Gb                 Abm            Gb       E
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Abm                                Gb                  B
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you

Interlude: B  Gb  Abm  Gb  E  Gb
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readingmusic
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readingmusic

On the final interlude, I think it sounds better if you resolve to a C chord. It gives you a bit of finality that hovering on the G chord doesn’t

Strawberry lorientrust
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Strawberry lorientrust

Bo Burnham is just too awesome ?

ukesnotnukes
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ukesnotnukes

yess

lizzybfromthestreats
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lizzybfromthestreats

whats the strumming pattern on this?

Blobkin
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Blobkin

I use DDUDU

the crazy uke chick
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the crazy uke chick

yussss

kiraaaa
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kiraaaa

I love this song, thank you! A small fix I would add is that in the last part the chords change a little D G Bm A My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn D G Bm A And when you earn it you won’t need it

posterman
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posterman

That would require a key change which he doesn’t do in the song. So what’s there is actually fine, it works. However, If you put what you wrote except in the correct key, I do agree that it sounds better, So instead it reads. C F Am G My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn C F Am G And when you earn it you won’t need it

gloamless
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gloamless

the best song

Riley
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Riley

I love this song so much.

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