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Db Ebm Db B Db Ebm B Gb Db The books you think I wrote are way too thick Ebm B Gb Db Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick Ebm B Gb Db And I don't watch you when you sleep Ebm B Gb Bbm B Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Ebm Db B You're not going to heaven Ebm Db B Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Ebm Db None of you are going to heaven B Ebm Db B There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: B B B Ebm Db You shouldn't abstain from rape just Ebm Db B because you think that I want you to Interlude: B B B Ebm Db Gb You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: Gb Db Ebm Db B Db -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Ebm B Gb Db I don't think masturbation is obscene Ebm B Gb It's absolutely natural and the weirdest Db Ebm ******* thing I've ever seen B Gb Db You make my job a living hell Ebm B Gb I sent gays to fix overpopulation Db B Didn't that go well Ebm Db B You're not going to heaven Ebm Db B Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Ebm Db B None of you are going to heaven Ebm Db B You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: B B B Ebm Db Ebm Db B You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: B B B Ebm Db Gb You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: Gb Db Ebm Db B Db -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Ebm B Gb Db You argue and you bicker and you fight Ebm B Gb Db Ebm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night B Gb Db Over what they think is true Ebm B Gb Db B But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Ebm Db B You pray so badly for heaven Ebm Db B knowing any day may be the day that you die Ebm Db B But maybe life on earth could be heaven Ebm Db B Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: B B B B Gb B Db My love's the type of thing that you have to earn Gb B Gb Db And when you earn it you won't need it Ebm Db Ebm Db B I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Ebm Db Gb If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: Gb Db Ebm Db B Db
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