Intro: E B Dbm B A B Dbm A E B The books you think I wrote are way too thick Dbm A E B Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Dbm A E B And I don't watch you when you sleep Dbm A E Abm A Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Dbm B A You're not going to heaven Dbm B A Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Dbm B None of you are going to heaven A Dbm B A There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: A A A Dbm B You shouldn't abstain from rape just Dbm B A because you think that I want you to Interlude: A A A Dbm B E You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: E B Dbm B A B -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Dbm A E B I don't think masturbation is obscene Dbm A E It's absolutely natural and the weirdest B Dbm ******* thing I've ever seen A E B You make my job a living hell Dbm A E I sent gays to fix overpopulation B A Didn't that go well Dbm B A You're not going to heaven Dbm B A Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Dbm B A None of you are going to heaven Dbm B A You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: A A A Dbm B Dbm B A You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: A A A Dbm B E You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: E B Dbm B A B -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Dbm A E B You argue and you bicker and you fight Dbm A E B Dbm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night A E B Over what they think is true Dbm A E B A But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Dbm B A You pray so badly for heaven Dbm B A knowing any day may be the day that you die Dbm B A But maybe life on earth could be heaven Dbm B A Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: A A A A E A B My love's the type of thing that you have to earn E A E B And when you earn it you won't need it Dbm B Dbm B A I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Dbm B E If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: E B Dbm B A B
