Artist Bo Burnham
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Intro: Eb  Bb  Cm  Bb  Ab  Bb

Cm                    Ab                 Eb     Bb
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Cm                   Ab            Eb                        Bb
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Cm          Ab                       Eb            Bb
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Cm           Ab                  Eb                   Gm      Ab
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep


           Cm       Bb      Ab
You're not going to heaven
                     Cm             Bb               Ab
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
                Cm       Bb
None of you are going to heaven
Ab                  Cm     Bb              Ab
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Interlude: Ab  Ab  Ab

Cm            Bb                      
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 
Cm                      Bb            Ab
because you think that I want you to

Interlude: Ab  Ab  Ab

Cm                                   Bb                    Eb
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do

Interlude: Eb  Bb  Cm  Bb  Ab  Bb
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-


Cm            Ab                      Eb        Bb
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Cm              Ab               Eb        
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest 
                   Bb             Cm
******* thing I've ever seen
            Ab                 Eb        Bb
You make my job a living hell
Cm             Ab                 Eb
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
            Bb       Ab
Didn't that go well


           Cm       Bb            Ab
You're not going to heaven
               Cm              Bb            Ab
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
                Cm       Bb            Ab
None of you are going to heaven
              Cm               Bb                Ab
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

Interlude: Ab  Ab  Ab

Cm                         Bb                Cm           Bb          Ab
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to

Interlude: Ab  Ab  Ab

Cm                       Bb                           Eb
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx

Interlude: Eb  Bb  Cm  Bb  Ab  Bb
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing 
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-


Cm                Ab              Eb          Bb
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Cm           Ab          Eb                     Bb       Cm
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
     Ab                  Eb           Bb
Over what they think is true
Cm         Ab              Eb                               Bb             Ab
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
            Cm        Bb            Ab
You pray so badly for heaven
                Cm         Bb            Ab
knowing any day may be the day that you die
                  Cm             Bb           Ab
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
                         Cm            Bb              Ab
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Interlude: Ab  Ab  Ab

Ab                     Eb          Ab                 Bb
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             Eb     Ab         Eb        Bb
And when you earn it you won't need it


Cm                 Bb                 Cm            Bb       Ab
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Cm                                Bb                  Eb
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you

Interlude: Eb  Bb  Cm  Bb  Ab  Bb
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readingmusic
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readingmusic

On the final interlude, I think it sounds better if you resolve to a C chord. It gives you a bit of finality that hovering on the G chord doesn’t

Strawberry lorientrust
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Strawberry lorientrust

Bo Burnham is just too awesome ?

ukesnotnukes
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ukesnotnukes

yess

lizzybfromthestreats
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lizzybfromthestreats

whats the strumming pattern on this?

Blobkin
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Blobkin

I use DDUDU

the crazy uke chick
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the crazy uke chick

yussss

kiraaaa
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kiraaaa

I love this song, thank you! A small fix I would add is that in the last part the chords change a little D G Bm A My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn D G Bm A And when you earn it you won’t need it

posterman
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posterman

That would require a key change which he doesn’t do in the song. So what’s there is actually fine, it works. However, If you put what you wrote except in the correct key, I do agree that it sounds better, So instead it reads. C F Am G My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn C F Am G And when you earn it you won’t need it

gloamless
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gloamless

the best song

Riley
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Riley

I love this song so much.

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