Intro: Eb Bb Cm Bb Ab Bb Cm Ab Eb Bb The books you think I wrote are way too thick Cm Ab Eb Bb Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Cm Ab Eb Bb And I don't watch you when you sleep Cm Ab Eb Gm Ab Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Cm Bb Ab You're not going to heaven Cm Bb Ab Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Cm Bb None of you are going to heaven Ab Cm Bb Ab There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: Ab Ab Ab Cm Bb You shouldn't abstain from rape just Cm Bb Ab because you think that I want you to Interlude: Ab Ab Ab Cm Bb Eb You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: Eb Bb Cm Bb Ab Bb -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Cm Ab Eb Bb I don't think masturbation is obscene Cm Ab Eb It's absolutely natural and the weirdest Bb Cm ******* thing I've ever seen Ab Eb Bb You make my job a living hell Cm Ab Eb I sent gays to fix overpopulation Bb Ab Didn't that go well Cm Bb Ab You're not going to heaven Cm Bb Ab Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Cm Bb Ab None of you are going to heaven Cm Bb Ab You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: Ab Ab Ab Cm Bb Cm Bb Ab You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: Ab Ab Ab Cm Bb Eb You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: Eb Bb Cm Bb Ab Bb -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Cm Ab Eb Bb You argue and you bicker and you fight Cm Ab Eb Bb Cm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Ab Eb Bb Over what they think is true Cm Ab Eb Bb Ab But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Cm Bb Ab You pray so badly for heaven Cm Bb Ab knowing any day may be the day that you die Cm Bb Ab But maybe life on earth could be heaven Cm Bb Ab Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: Ab Ab Ab Ab Eb Ab Bb My love's the type of thing that you have to earn Eb Ab Eb Bb And when you earn it you won't need it Cm Bb Cm Bb Ab I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Cm Bb Eb If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: Eb Bb Cm Bb Ab Bb
