Verse 1:
Eb
What is it about them?
Bb
I must be missing something
Fm
They just keep doing nothing
Abm
Too intoxicated to be scared
Eb
Better off without them
Bb
They're nothing but unstable
Fm
Bring ashtrays to the table
Abm
And that's about the only thing they share
Chorus:
Cm B
I'm in their second hand smoke
Eb F7
Still just drinking canned Coke
Fm -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Cm B
On designated drives home
Eb F7
Only one who's not stoned
Fm -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Verse 2:
Eb
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
Bb
They're late to every party -Ooh-
Fm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
Abm
Too inebriated now to dance
Eb
Morning as they come down -Come down-
Bb
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
Fm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
Abm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance
Chorus:
Cm B
I'm in their second hand smoke
Eb F7
Still just drinking canned Coke
Fm -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Cm B
On designated drives home
Eb F7
Only one who's not stoned
Fm Bb Bb7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Bridge:
Fm Bb Bb7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
Cm B Eb Adim
On your cigarette break
Fm Bb
I can't afford to love someone
Bb7 Cm B Eb Adim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake
Interlude: Fm Bb
Outro:
Eb
What is it about them?
Bb
I must be missing something
Fm
They just keep doin' nothing
-nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
Eb Bb
Hmm, hmm
Fm Cm B Eb
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Eb
Come down
Bb
Hurting
Fm B
Learning
