Verse 1:
             Gb
What is it about them?
                   Db
I must be missing something
                     Abm
They just keep doing nothing
          Bm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              Gb
Better off without them
                        Db
They're nothing but unstable
                        Abm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Bm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Ebm              D   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Gb                   Ab7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Abm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Ebm        D   
On designated drives home
 Gb               Ab7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Abm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              Gb
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    Db
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Abm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Bm
Too inebriated now to dance
                Gb
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     Db
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Abm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Bm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance

Chorus:
Ebm                 D   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Gb                  Ab7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Abm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Ebm           D    
On designated drives home
 Gb             Ab7  
Only one who's not stoned
Abm                            Db   Db7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Abm                                 Db    Db7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Ebm       D      Gb   Cdim
On your cigarette break
  Abm                         Db
I can't afford to love someone
    Db7          Ebm    D      Gb       Cdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Abm     Db

Outro:
                      Gb
What is it about them?
                           Db
I must be missing something
                            Abm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 Gb   Db
Hmm, hmm
Abm   Ebm  D     Gb
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 Gb
Come down
 Db
Hurting
Abm  D   
Learning