Verse 1:
G
What is it about them?
D
I must be missing something
Am
They just keep doing nothing
Cm
Too intoxicated to be scared
G
Better off without them
D
They're nothing but unstable
Am
Bring ashtrays to the table
Cm
And that's about the only thing they share
Chorus:
Em Eb
I'm in their second hand smoke
G A7
Still just drinking canned Coke
Am -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Em Eb
On designated drives home
G A7
Only one who's not stoned
Am -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Verse 2:
G
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
D
They're late to every party -Ooh-
Am
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
Cm
Too inebriated now to dance
G
Morning as they come down -Come down-
D
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
Am
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
Cm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance
Chorus:
Em Eb
I'm in their second hand smoke
G A7
Still just drinking canned Coke
Am -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Em Eb
On designated drives home
G A7
Only one who's not stoned
Am D D7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Bridge:
Am D D7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
Em Eb G Dbdim
On your cigarette break
Am D
I can't afford to love someone
D7 Em Eb G Dbdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake
Interlude: Am D
Outro:
G
What is it about them?
D
I must be missing something
Am
They just keep doin' nothing
-nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
G D
Hmm, hmm
Am Em Eb G
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
G
Come down
D
Hurting
Am Eb
Learning
