Verse 1:
             Ab
What is it about them?
                   Eb
I must be missing something
                     Bbm
They just keep doing nothing
          Dbm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              Ab
Better off without them
                        Eb
They're nothing but unstable
                        Bbm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Dbm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Fm              E   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Ab                   Bb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bbm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Fm        E   
On designated drives home
 Ab               Bb7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Bbm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              Ab
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    Eb
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Bbm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Dbm
Too inebriated now to dance
                Ab
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     Eb
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Bbm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Dbm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance

Chorus:
Fm                 E   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Ab                  Bb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bbm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Fm           E    
On designated drives home
 Ab             Bb7  
Only one who's not stoned
Bbm                            Eb   Eb7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Bbm                                 Eb    Eb7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Fm       E      Ab   Ddim
On your cigarette break
  Bbm                         Eb
I can't afford to love someone
    Eb7          Fm    E      Ab       Ddim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Bbm     Eb

Outro:
                      Ab
What is it about them?
                           Eb
I must be missing something
                            Bbm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 Ab   Eb
Hmm, hmm
Bbm   Fm  E     Ab
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 Ab
Come down
 Eb
Hurting
Bbm  E   
Learning