Verse 1:
             C
What is it about them?
                   G
I must be missing something
                     Dm
They just keep doing nothing
          Fm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              C
Better off without them
                        G
They're nothing but unstable
                        Dm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Fm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Am              Ab   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 C                   D7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Dm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Am        Ab   
On designated drives home
 C               D7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Dm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              C
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    G
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Dm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Fm
Too inebriated now to dance
                C
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     G
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Dm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Fm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance

Chorus:
Am                 Ab   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 C                  D7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Dm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Am           Ab    
On designated drives home
 C             D7  
Only one who's not stoned
Dm                            G   G7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Dm                                 G    G7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Am       Ab      C   Gbdim
On your cigarette break
  Dm                         G
I can't afford to love someone
    G7          Am    Ab      C       Gbdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Dm     G

Outro:
                      C
What is it about them?
                           G
I must be missing something
                            Dm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 C   G
Hmm, hmm
Dm   Am  Ab     C
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 C
Come down
 G
Hurting
Dm  Ab   
Learning