Verse 1:
             D
What is it about them?
                   A
I must be missing something
                     Em
They just keep doing nothing
          Gm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              D
Better off without them
                        A
They're nothing but unstable
                        Em
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Gm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Bm              Bb   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 D                   E7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Em                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Bm        Bb   
On designated drives home
 D               E7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Em                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              D
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    A
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Em
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Gm
Too inebriated now to dance
                D
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     A
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Em
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Gm
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance

Chorus:
Bm                 Bb   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 D                  E7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Em                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Bm           Bb    
On designated drives home
 D             E7  
Only one who's not stoned
Em                            A   A7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Em                                 A    A7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Bm       Bb      D   Abdim
On your cigarette break
  Em                         A
I can't afford to love someone
    A7          Bm    Bb      D       Abdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Em     A

Outro:
                      D
What is it about them?
                           A
I must be missing something
                            Em
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 D   A
Hmm, hmm
Em   Bm  Bb     D
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 D
Come down
 A
Hurting
Em  Bb   
Learning
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