Verse 1:
             E
What is it about them?
                   B
I must be missing something
                     Gbm
They just keep doing nothing
          Am
Too intoxicated to be scared
              E
Better off without them
                        B
They're nothing but unstable
                        Gbm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Am
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Dbm              C   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 E                   Gb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Gbm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Dbm        C   
On designated drives home
 E               Gb7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Gbm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              E
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    B
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Gbm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Am
Too inebriated now to dance
                E
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     B
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Gbm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Am
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance

Chorus:
Dbm                 C   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 E                  Gb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Gbm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Dbm           C    
On designated drives home
 E             Gb7  
Only one who's not stoned
Gbm                            B   B7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Gbm                                 B    B7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Dbm       C      E   Bbdim
On your cigarette break
  Gbm                         B
I can't afford to love someone
    B7          Dbm    C      E       Bbdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Gbm     B

Outro:
                      E
What is it about them?
                           B
I must be missing something
                            Gbm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 E   B
Hmm, hmm
Gbm   Dbm  C     E
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 E
Come down
 B
Hurting
Gbm  C   
Learning
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