Verse 1:
             F
What is it about them?
                   C
I must be missing something
                     Gm
They just keep doing nothing
          Bbm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              F
Better off without them
                        C
They're nothing but unstable
                        Gm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Bbm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Dm              Db   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 F                   G7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Gm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Dm        Db   
On designated drives home
 F               G7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Gm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              F
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    C
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Gm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Bbm
Too inebriated now to dance
                F
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     C
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Gm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Bbm
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance

Chorus:
Dm                 Db   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 F                  G7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Gm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Dm           Db    
On designated drives home
 F             G7  
Only one who's not stoned
Gm                            C   C7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Gm                                 C    C7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Dm       Db      F   Bdim
On your cigarette break
  Gm                         C
I can't afford to love someone
    C7          Dm    Db      F       Bdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Gm     C

Outro:
                      F
What is it about them?
                           C
I must be missing something
                            Gm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 F   C
Hmm, hmm
Gm   Dm  Db     F
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 F
Come down
 C
Hurting
Gm  Db   
Learning
+906
-12