Verse 1:
             Db
What is it about them?
                   Ab
I must be missing something
                     Ebm
They just keep doing nothing
          Gbm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              Db
Better off without them
                        Ab
They're nothing but unstable
                        Ebm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Gbm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Bbm              A   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Db                   Eb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Ebm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Bbm        A   
On designated drives home
 Db               Eb7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Ebm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              Db
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    Ab
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Ebm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Gbm
Too inebriated now to dance
                Db
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     Ab
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Ebm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Gbm
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance

Chorus:
Bbm                 A   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Db                  Eb7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Ebm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Bbm           A    
On designated drives home
 Db             Eb7  
Only one who's not stoned
Ebm                            Ab   Ab7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Ebm                                 Ab    Ab7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Bbm       A      Db   Gdim
On your cigarette break
  Ebm                         Ab
I can't afford to love someone
    Ab7          Bbm    A      Db       Gdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Ebm     Ab

Outro:
                      Db
What is it about them?
                           Ab
I must be missing something
                            Ebm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 Db   Ab
Hmm, hmm
Ebm   Bbm  A     Db
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 Db
Come down
 Ab
Hurting
Ebm  A   
Learning