Verse 1:
             B
What is it about them?
                   Gb
I must be missing something
                     Dbm
They just keep doing nothing
          Em
Too intoxicated to be scared
              B
Better off without them
                        Gb
They're nothing but unstable
                        Dbm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Em
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Abm              G   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 B                   Db7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Dbm                          -nc- 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Abm        G   
On designated drives home
 B               Db7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Dbm                        -nc-
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              B
Wakin' up at sundown -Ooh-
                    Gb
They're late to every party -Ooh-
              Dbm
Nobody's ever sorry -Ooh-
               Em
Too inebriated now to dance
                B
Morning as they come down -Come down-
                     Gb
Their pretty heads are hurting -Hurting-
                       Dbm
They're awfully bad at learning -Learning-
              Em
Make the same mistakes, blame cirxxxstance

Chorus:
Abm                 G   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 B                  Db7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Dbm                        -nc-
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Abm           G    
On designated drives home
 B             Db7  
Only one who's not stoned
Dbm                            Gb   Gb7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Dbm                                 Gb    Gb7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Abm       G      B   Fdim
On your cigarette break
  Dbm                         Gb
I can't afford to love someone
    Gb7          Abm    G      B       Fdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Dbm     Gb

Outro:
                      B
What is it about them?
                           Gb
I must be missing something
                            Dbm
They just keep doin' nothing
                -nc-
Too intoxicated to be scared
 B   Gb
Hmm, hmm
Dbm   Abm  G     B
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 B
Come down
 Gb
Hurting
Dbm  G   
Learning