Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Dm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 F     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Dm
Maybe just forget it
                      Bb
Cause by the time you get this
                    F       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Dm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         Bb                       F G
You just want what you can't have
   Dm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Bb                      F G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Bb               C              F
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Dm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Bb               C              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Dm
You know that's bullxxxx
           A    Bb
Don't you, babe
             Bbm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
F                                    Dm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        Bb
But we can't change the weather
                          F     C
And the weather's come and gone
F                                       Dm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       F      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Dm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         Bb                       F G
You just want what you can't have
   Dm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Bb                      F G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Bb               C              F
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Dm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Bb               C               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Dm
You know that's bullxxxx
           A    Bb
Don't you, babe
             Bbm
I'm not your party favor