Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Abm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 B     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Abm
Maybe just forget it
                      E
Cause by the time you get this
                    B       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Abm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         E                       B G
You just want what you can't have
   Abm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             E                      B G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      E               Gb              B
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Abm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         E               Gb              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Abm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Eb    E
Don't you, babe
             Em         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
B                                    Abm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        E
But we can't change the weather
                          B     Gb
And the weather's come and gone
B                                       Abm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       B      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Abm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         E                       B G
You just want what you can't have
   Abm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             E                      B G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      E               Gb              B
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Abm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         E               Gb               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Abm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Eb    E
Don't you, babe
             Em
I'm not your party favor