Intro: Hey, leave a message Verse: C Hey, call me back Bbm When you get this F Or when you've got a minute Db G We really need to talk C Wait, you know what Bbm Maybe just forget it Gb Cause by the time you get this Db G Your number might be blocked Pre-Chorus: Bbm C Stay and blah blah blah Gb Db G You just want what you can't have Bbm C No wait, I'll call the cops Gb Db G If you don't stop I'll call your dad Chorus: Gb Ab Db And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Bbm E Happy birthday by the way Gb Ab C It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx Bbm You know that's bullxxxx F Gb Don't you, babe Gbm C I'm not your party favor Verse: Db Bbm Look, now I know we could've done it better Gb But we can't change the weather Db Ab And the weather's come and gone Db Bbm Books don't make sense if you read them backwards F You'll single out the wrong words Db G Like you mishear all my songs Pre-Chorus: Bbm C You hear stay and blah blah blah Gb Db G You just want what you can't have Bbm C No wait, I'll call the cops Gb Db G If you don't stop I'll call your dad Chorus: Gb Ab Db And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Bbm E Happy birthday by the way Gb Ab C It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx Bbm You know that's bullxxxx F Gb Don't you, babe Gbm I'm not your party favor
