Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Fm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 Ab     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Fm
Maybe just forget it
                      Db
Cause by the time you get this
                    Ab       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Fm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         Db                       Ab G
You just want what you can't have
   Fm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Db                      Ab G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Db               Eb              Ab
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Fm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Db               Eb              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Fm
You know that's bullxxxx
           C    Db
Don't you, babe
             Dbm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
Ab                                    Fm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        Db
But we can't change the weather
                          Ab     Eb
And the weather's come and gone
Ab                                       Fm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       Ab      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Fm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         Db                       Ab G
You just want what you can't have
   Fm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Db                      Ab G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Db               Eb              Ab
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Fm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Db               Eb               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Fm
You know that's bullxxxx
           C    Db
Don't you, babe
             Dbm
I'm not your party favor