Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Gm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 Bb     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Gm
Maybe just forget it
                      Eb
Cause by the time you get this
                    Bb       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Gm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         Eb                       Bb G
You just want what you can't have
   Gm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Eb                      Bb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Eb               F              Bb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Gm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Eb               F              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Gm
You know that's bullxxxx
           D    Eb
Don't you, babe
             Ebm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
Bb                                    Gm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        Eb
But we can't change the weather
                          Bb     F
And the weather's come and gone
Bb                                       Gm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       Bb      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Gm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         Eb                       Bb G
You just want what you can't have
   Gm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Eb                      Bb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Eb               F              Bb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Gm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Eb               F               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Gm
You know that's bullxxxx
           D    Eb
Don't you, babe
             Ebm
I'm not your party favor