Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Ebm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 Gb     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Ebm
Maybe just forget it
                      B
Cause by the time you get this
                    Gb       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Ebm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         B                       Gb G
You just want what you can't have
   Ebm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             B                      Gb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      B               Db              Gb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Ebm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         B               Db              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Ebm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Bb    B
Don't you, babe
             Bm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
Gb                                    Ebm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        B
But we can't change the weather
                          Gb     Db
And the weather's come and gone
Gb                                       Ebm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       Gb      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Ebm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         B                       Gb G
You just want what you can't have
   Ebm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             B                      Gb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      B               Db              Gb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Ebm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         B               Db               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Ebm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Bb    B
Don't you, babe
             Bm
I'm not your party favor