Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Bm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 D     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Bm
Maybe just forget it
                      G
Cause by the time you get this
                    D       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Bm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         G                       D G
You just want what you can't have
   Bm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             G                      D G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      G               A              D
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Bm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         G               A              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Bm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Gb    G
Don't you, babe
             Gm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
D                                    Bm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        G
But we can't change the weather
                          D     A
And the weather's come and gone
D                                       Bm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       D      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Bm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         G                       D G
You just want what you can't have
   Bm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             G                      D G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      G               A              D
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Bm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         G               A               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Bm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Gb    G
Don't you, babe
             Gm
I'm not your party favor