Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Gbm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 A     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Gbm
Maybe just forget it
                      D
Cause by the time you get this
                    A       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Gbm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         D                       A G
You just want what you can't have
   Gbm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             D                      A G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      D               E              A
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Gbm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         D               E              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Gbm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Db    D
Don't you, babe
             Dm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
A                                    Gbm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        D
But we can't change the weather
                          A     E
And the weather's come and gone
A                                       Gbm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       A      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Gbm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         D                       A G
You just want what you can't have
   Gbm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             D                      A G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      D               E              A
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Gbm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         D               E               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Gbm
You know that's bullxxxx
           Db    D
Don't you, babe
             Dm
I'm not your party favor