Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Em
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 G     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Em
Maybe just forget it
                      C
Cause by the time you get this
                    G       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Em                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         C                       G G
You just want what you can't have
   Em                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             C                      G G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      C               D              G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Em              E
Happy birthday by the way
         C               D              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Em
You know that's bullxxxx
           B    C
Don't you, babe
             Cm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
G                                    Em
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        C
But we can't change the weather
                          G     D
And the weather's come and gone
G                                       Em
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       G      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Em                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         C                       G G
You just want what you can't have
   Em                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             C                      G G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      C               D              G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Em              E
Happy birthday by the way
         C               D               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Em
You know that's bullxxxx
           B    C
Don't you, babe
             Cm
I'm not your party favor