Verse 1:
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Don't ask questions, you don't wanna know
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Learned my lesson way too long ago
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To be talkin to you, belladonna, shoulda taken a break, not an Oxford comma
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Take what I want when I wanna,   and I want ya

Pre-Chorus 1:
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Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose
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I'm the powder, you're the fuse,    just add some friction

Chorus 1:
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You-ooh are    my strange addiction
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You-ooh are    my strange addiction
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My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain
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But you-ooh are     my strange addiction

Interlude:
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I'm really, really sorry, I think I was just relieved
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To see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back
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Yeah, Michael, the movie is amazing
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It's like, one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life

Verse 2:
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Deadly fever, please don't ever break
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Be my reliever 'cause I don't self medicate
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And it burns like a gin and I like it, put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it
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Hurts, but I know how to hide it,   kinda like it    -te-huh-

Pre-Chorus 2:
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Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose
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I'm the powder, you're the fuse,    just add some friction

Chorus 2:
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You-ooh are    my strange addiction
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You-ooh are    my strange addiction
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My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain
    Bm  G      Em -nc-
But you-ooh are     my strange addiction

Bridge:
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        Bite my glass, set myself on fire
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Can't you tell I'm crass, can't you tell I'm wired?
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Tell me nothing lasts, like I don't know
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You could kiss my ass-king about my motto

Interlude:
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   You should enter in festivals or carnivals,   thoughts?
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   Pretty good reaction, pretty cool,       right?

Chorus 3:
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You-ooh are    my strange addiction
Bm  G      Em             Bm
You-ooh are    my strange addiction
   Bm             G         Em            Bm
My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain
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But you-ooh are    my strange addiction
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Outro:
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