Intro -x2-: Em  C  G  D

Verse:
Em        C                                     
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
G            D                                 
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em         C                                            
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
G              D                                                   
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
    C                                                
The latest trend has hit its peak
D                  D                                              
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em                   C                                              
So now you're out of style as you can be
G                D                                      
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me

Chorus:
   Em                C
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D   
I'm the one that's cool

Verse:
Em            C                          
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
G                       D                    
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em             C 
See you pose a part of nerd society
G             D     
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C                  C                     
Watched my Next Gen every night
G             D                            
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em                            C                          G
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
                         D               
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face

Chorus:
    Em                C
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D    
I'm the one that's cool
          Em                     C
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em              C
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G
And I'm the one that's cool
       
D
I'm the one that's cool

Interlude: Em  C  G  D
 
Verse:
Em            C
Role reversal must be a total drag
    G                   D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em            C
I appreciate you for being cruel
    G                  D
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G                 D
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em                 C
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
G                       D
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


Em     C
Got my comics
G     D
Got my games
Em      C           
All the things you 
G           D
thought were lame
Em     C
Got my cosplay
G     D
Fanfic too
Em      C
Got you pegged
G    D
s t f u 


           Em                C
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D    
I'm the one that's cool
          Em                     C
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em              C
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G
And I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool

Solo -x4-: Em  C  G  D

Outro: Em