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Verse:
CC chord
a lady that I know just came from Columbia,
    FF chord                             CC chord
she smiled because I did not understand.
                           FF chord
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
    G7G7 chord                              CC chord
She said it was the best in all the land.
 
And I said,
 
Chorus:
CC chord
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more.
                              G7G7 chord
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                                      CC chord
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
 
Verse:
CC chord
a woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain.
    FF chord                             CC chord
She smiled because I did not understand.
                              FF chord
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
    G7G7 chord                            CC chord
she said it was the finest in the land.
 
And I said...
 
Chorus:
CC chord
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more.
                              G7G7 chord
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                                      CC chord
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
 
Verse:
CC chord
a man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh.
   FF chord                             CC chord
He smiled because I did not understand.
                                FF chord
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
   G7G7 chord                              CC chord
he said it was the best in all the land. 
 
And I said..
 
Chorus:
CC chord
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more.
                              G7G7 chord
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                                      CC chord
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
 
Well, I said...
 
Outro:
CC chord
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more.
                              G7G7 chord
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                                      CC chord
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.

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